First time high and room mates confessions

As I am STILL unemployed, I have spent even MORE time pointlessly browsing different chans and websites. I have settled on 420chan because the drug discussion is enlightening to say the least, and its doesn't have cp on like 4chan does, occasionally.

One of the threads that I was going through, which is fucking hysterical, is people drawing there first time high in MS paint, pure fucking comedy. Here are my favourites:



















For anyone who has ever got incredibly baked, I'm sure you can relate to most of these cartoons.

Also, in my jobless days, I have been frequenting CollegeHumour a fantastic website, which, as the name suggests, is mainly about humour relating to either college, or people of that age group... US! They have a weekly feature called "Roommate Confessions" where people can email in confessions surrounding their roommates, and the best ones get posted up. Some of these are soooo fucking funny, that I have been in fits of laughter, holding my sides. Here's a little selection of them:


"I have two roommates this year. So, one of my roommates boasts about his brains excessively, and that he doesn't really deserve to be at such a "lowly school" like here, though my other roommate and I don't really see why, since he completely bombs every test he takes. But anyway, one day my roommate and I got fed up with it. In our writing class, there's three essays, the second one worth 35 percent of our grade. So the day the essay is due, there roommate A goes, bragging about how great his essay is, and he says he's going to turn it in one hour early because he's so confident in it. He then proceeds to print out his essay, and put it in his binder. He then goes to the shower. And this is where roommate B and I take action. We go on his computer, find his essay, and use the find and replace function to replace "because" with "cause I give blowjobs for crack." We print it out, replace the real essay with the sabatoged one, and wait for him to come back and leave. The next week, we get our essays back. I look at his returned copy, and in red ink, the instructor wrote "It is obvious you do not possess the effort needed to complete this course. Furthermore, your rudeness and blatant lack of respect for me will almost certainly result in an F in this course if you do not have a sincere apology and extremely compelling reason as to why I should not." Instead of trying to actually do something about it, he drops the course. He's now taking it again, with a different instructor. He wouldn't talk to us for weeks.
University of California, San Diego"

"My roommate was one of those preachy christian kids who is a total hypocrite. He would come out and lecture us on the evils of drinking and porno and all that, but then we'd hear him in his room watching softcore porn on skinemax most nights. So, one night we hid a video camera in the room and caught him whacking it; instead of confronting him and getting short-term pleasure, we burned it to a DVD and mailed it to his mom.
Marc, School Not Given"

"Last year a big group of us would go to at least one baseball game every week. We would always bring mini grills and make hot dogs and burgers during the game, it was a great time. Well we had about 4 grills going, and as the hot dogs got done, we would put then in buns with ketchup and just pass them down. I noticed a pretty fresh dog shit nearby, and decided to go for it. I covertly went over and picked it up with a bun, it was the exact same size as a hot dog, and was close to the same color. I made sure to put a good amount of ketchup on it to cover up the fact that it was clearly a piece of poo, and to mask the smell. I told a few of my buddies around me, and we watched as it got passed down the line. By sheer luck, it went to this one creepy guy, who would always try and hang out with us at the games. He took a massive bite of the dog. For a few seconds the look on his face was of sheer terror, then he spit it out and ran away screaming. We all fell to the ground laughing our asses off...he never tried to hang out with us again.
Mike, Southwest Minnesota State"

There are a lot of them, I'd really recommend reading through them if you have the time, because they are fantastic.

Also today, I completed Super Mario Brothers 1!!!!! I nearly cried when I did it. Years of pain and severe irritation have paid off, kind of... Plus Busy, my new pup, has discovered that the best game to play, around the house, is to bite your feet as you're walking around, and to chew cables. Silly pup.

I cannot believe that the new "Incredible Hulk" film even exists, considering how fucking terrible the last one was, let alone that Edward "I am fucking amazing in almost every film I'm in, apart from stupid shit I do for money" Norton, and Tim "I just fucking rule" Roth. WHY are brilliant actors, some of which have defined a generation of films and actors, allowing themselves to be in films which are so fucking vacuous and meaningless that even the script wanted to commit suicide.

Usually it appears to happen with age. Robert De Niro is a perfect example of this. "Taxi Driver" is one of the greatest character films EVER made, no argument. Without De Niro's performance, "Taxi Driver" would cease to exist. And then the spaghetti scoffing Italian goes on to be in shit like the "Meet the ____" series of films, and fucking "Star Dust", WHAT THE FUCK! STAR DUST! OH MY FUCKING GOD! Note to De Niro, you fucking rule, you are a badass, you should play mentalists, or Italian mentalists, not GAY PIRATES! I have no problem with Homosexuality, or Pirates, in fact, both are awesome, but it ROBERT DEfuckingNIRO! Jack Nicholson is another era defining actors who has gone on to make some of the shittiest films one can think of. "Something's Gotta Give", give me a fucking break. And don't forgot poor Dustin Hoffman... *sigh*.

Although, Sadly, this is something that we have come to expect from older actors, it rarely happens with the newer crop, and that is what makes it soo sad with Edward Norton, the man is an AMAZING actor. His performances in "American History X" and "Fight Club" are astonishing. Another fantastic actor which has fallen to the mercy of fat juicy corporate pay checks is Brad Pitt, and for that matter, Leonardo DiCaprio. And if you think that DiCaprio is a bad actor then go and watch "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" and tell me what you think, dickhead. Well, at least we still have Jake Gyllenhall, even if he does take it up the bum in the woods, from a dead guy.

And now, a few videos you might find entertaining -








ATM I am listening to -
Ministry - The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste
Ministry - The Land of Rape and Honey
Alexisonfire - Watch Out!
Cutting Pink With Knives - Populuxxe
The Ghost of a Thousand - This is Where The Fight Begins
Gallows - Orchestra of Wolves
Botch - We Are The Romans
Botch - Anthology of Dead Ends